melodyypond:

I had my parents buy me oil for the hinges of my door so it wouldn’t squeak and they think I’m gonna sneak out and party but really I just wanted to get snacks at 4am without getting yelled at

(via lifelouder)

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

(Source: davethebarbarian, via sextronautt)

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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boobummer:

Suddenly I didn’t have to prove myself to anyone, because I had already proven to myself.

(via mysweetyisfine)